"Who let Bertrand Russell register a club again this year?"

I am not sure if this is the original design or the improved version. 

This might be the most relatable comic I have ever made.

I usually use this space to provide an explanation for my more abstruse comics, but this one requires too much background knowledge. If you are confused, please peruse the following texts:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semmelweis_reflex

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_Sr.

Betteridge's Law of Headlines states that "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." I hate when a pithy aphorism about poor journalistic practices results in an Epimenides Paradox.

I treated the roman numerals as an abbreviation. I should make another comic that reverses this idea.

 "What happened to the first 599 Washingtons?"

She forgot "Man (person) vs. Man (Isle)."

It is a common misunderstanding, right?

Mad Cow disease is the Ice-nine of biology. Shakespearean comedies are the Three's Company of literature.

The L'Hospital rule needs to have inpatient care. Otherwise, it is just the L'Clinic rule.

Cows cannot walk down stairs. That is the joke. I should make another comic about a dog art critic trying to review Matisse's The Red Studio. Also, yes, the cow is from Squad 51.

If this comic does not make sense to you, look down at your keyboard. 

This makes you wonder about all of the times humans have tried elaborate procedures that produced no useful results. 

I wonder if real, talented voice actors like Dee Bradley Baker or Billy West get mad at H. Jon Benjamin for receiving years of employment on hugely popular, long-running animated shows when he literally does the same voice every time. 

Galapagos Finches can evolve different beak shapes in a matter of a few years, so such beak shape bullying is indeed feasible.

I made this comic when I was in sixth grade. I will never make anything better.